\n');
}
//-->
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var NS4 = (document.layers) ? 1 : 0;
var IE4 = (document.all) ? 1 : 0;
function animation(id) {
this.element = (NS4) ? document[id] : document.all[id].style;
this.active = 0;
this.timer = null;
this.path = null;
this.num = null;
this.name = id + "Var";
eval(this.name + " = this");
this.animate = animate;
this.step = step;
this.show = show;
this.hide = hide;
this.left = left;
this.top = top;
this.moveTo = moveTo;
this.slideBy = slideBy;
this.slideTo = slideTo;
this.circle = circle;
}
function pos(x, y) {
this.x = Math.round(x);
this.y = Math.round(y);
}
function show() {
this.element.visibility = (NS4) ? "show" : "visible";
}
function hide() {
this.element.visibility = (NS4) ? "hide" : "hidden";
}
function left() {
return parseInt(this.element.left);
}
function top() {
return parseInt(this.element.top);
}
function moveTo(x, y) {
//alert('moveTo');
this.element.left = x;
this.element.top = y;
}
function step() {
this.moveTo(this.path[this.num].x, this.path[this.num].y);
if (this.num >= this.path.length - 1) {
clearInterval(this.timer);
this.active = 0;
if (this.statement)
eval(this.statement);
} else {
this.num++;
}
}
function animate(interval) {
if (this.active) return;
this.num = 0;
this.active = 1;
this.timer = setInterval(this.name + ".step()", interval);
}
function slideBy(dx, dy, steps, interval, statement) {
var fx = this.left();
var fy = this.top();
var tx = fx + dx;
var ty = fy + dy;
this.slideTo(tx, ty, steps, interval, statement);
}
function slideTo(tx, ty, steps, interval, statement) {
var fx = this.left();
var fy = this.top();
var dx = tx - fx;
var dy = ty - fy;
var sx = dx / steps;
var sy = dy / steps;
var ar = new Array();
for (var i = 0; i < steps; i++) {
fx += sx;
fy += sy;
ar[i] = new pos(fx, fy);
}
this.path = ar;
this.statement = (statement) ? statement : null;
this.animate(interval);
}
function circle(radius, angle0, angle1, steps, interval, statement) {
var dangle = angle1 - angle0;
var sangle = dangle / steps;
var x = this.left();
var y = this.top();
var cx = x - radius * Math.cos(angle0 * Math.PI / 180);
var cy = y + radius * Math.sin(angle0 * Math.PI / 180);
var ar = new Array();
for (var i = 0; i < steps; i++) {
angle0 += sangle;
x = cx + radius * Math.cos(angle0 * Math.PI / 180);
y = cy - radius * Math.sin(angle0 * Math.PI / 180);
ar[i] = new pos(x, y);
}
this.path = ar;
this.statement = (statement) ? statement : null;
this.animate(interval);
}
function resetAll() {
//alert('fffo');
anim1 = new animation("pusher");
if (!anim1.element) return;
// if (!anim2.element) return;
//alert(anim1);
anim1.moveTo(0, 10);
//anim2.slideBy(-20, 0, 10, 10, null);
}
function start() {
anim1 = new animation("pusher");
//anim2 = new animation("thing");
//alert(anim1.element)
if (!anim1.element) return;
// if (!anim2.element) return;
//alert(anim1);
anim1.slideBy(-20, 0, 10, 10, null);
//anim2.slideBy(-20, 0, 10, 10, null);
}
20th Century Fox - News Movie
News Movie
News just in... Uncensored and uninhibited NEWS MOVIE brings you hilarious coverage of those raunchy revealing stories you wish you'd read about 1st. National News Anchorman, and channel hero, Norm Archer is committed to going the extra mile to bring his viewers the latest and greatest in news stories. Undressing the pop princess Melissa Cherry's hit song "Take Me From Behind", hitting the mark with Steven Segal's new film "Cockpuncher", beheading the myths on seat belts and blowing the top on smoking ban - no news remains uncovered. But when Norm is asked to compromise his journalistic integrity to please a new corporate sponsor, he doesn't take it sitting down. Will news ever be the same? Sit back and enjoy the side-splitting NEWS MOVIE - commercial breaks included for extra laughs.
Starring:
Daniel Chacón
Ken Takemoto
Steven Segal
Don McManus
Kate Fuglei
Abigail Mavity
Reid Weaver
Brian Powell
Adele Robbins
Jason L.
Miller
Brendon Baerg
Len Cariou
Larissa Laskin
Scott Klace
Barbara Pilavin Directed by
Tom Kuntz and Mike Maguire
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